if you try to be nice they will use you. if you try to be head they will hate you. If you hide away they will pick on you. If you follow on you are a lemming.

The buddha was a very wise man and should be treated as so, One night i was biking down the street and whom shall I see but my freinds sister of course i must talk about the buddha and as I was talking she stopped me and said the buddha was a fat jerk this struck me as odd for I have seen many people talk about buddha but never in a fashion such as this so I questioned her on this opinion she then replied stupidy " they dance around and jiggle their fat belly" now this gave me an old though long ago befor school was out i had a freind he happened to be pegan and he was treated diffrently for it and this made me later think of an ordeal i had gone through for once i was a Muslim and many of you may think that muslims are bad people but no they are not they are very kind towards their community and nice but with the way america is acting and the cartoons that the Danish have published it angers them. It made me ponder their is very little religiouse tolerants in the world today such as my last girlfreind she broken up with me because i am not christian and as such the Tarot cards she called them devil worshipping. And so many religions today are pointed at and laughed at or spat on but is this really what they deserve? NO! never have i been to such a closed minded town like Grand Junction most people are wrapped up in their own religions to look at others. I ask all of you people who are like taht to please don't do this it isn't right if it is then i may be just a little loony but the loony ones are the ones who changed the world.

It is easy to forgive when the offender accepts his or her blame

dont ever go to bed at a party with your friends pissed at you... youll wake up the next moringing with no eyebrows and fucked up hair!

Well, once i heard this on a different website and i thought it was totally stupid..but totally true.... "You know how people always say, 'its always the last place you look,' well, thats is totally true because why would you find something and still kep looking in other places? For example, if you loose a book and you look on a chair and its not there, and then you look on the dresser and its not there, and then you look in the closet and it is there, the closet is the last place that you looked."

Looking through my eye's life is a bag of laughs. You are born the you die what you do in between is your own choice. Don't break laws well don't break the laws that acctually matter just break the stupid ones. but only if you want to.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Niall O'Donnell(Nor'Easter soccer coach)

I've learned that when falling in love, you just don't fall out of it when the relationship is over. I've learned that we can't live in hurt thinking nothing is real, because it's just too real for us to image it that away. I've learned that when the relationship's do end, it usually ask nothing to do with once being in love, because they let you go knowing that they loved you too much.

This riddle has stumped all of my friends. Someone PLEASE help me with the answer! : I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?

We reach out with our hands, brushing away the clouds and piercing the sky to grab the moon and stars, but we still cannot reach the truth.