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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Oh boy, Jack Handey's here! Deep thoughts by jack handey are known world-wide for their simplicity, their insightfullness, and deep thoughts are known most for their absurdity.

"Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. " deep thoughts by jack handey


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