Well me and my friend came up with this view... if you have a multi-cloured woolen jumper, that means it must come form a multi-coloured sheep.

Sometimes I think about the days in the week, when I do, I think about the importance of each day, when I do that I put significance to each day; Sunday: the day of rest, Monday: the start of the working week (for most), Tuesday: we'll come back to that, Wednesday: mid-week slope towards the weekend, Thursday: the last day of the week when you make any real effort and also payday sometimes, Friday: the day before the weekend and you start to slacken at work, Saturday: it's the weekend, hurrah! Now back to Tuesday; what point is there to Tuesday, I can't think of one, if you took out Tuesday from the week think of the benefits: Only four working days, nearly nine more weeks a year, so if you lived to be 70 you would theorically have 606 extra weeks of life, that's another 1.67 years!

'If i see farther than you, it is only because I am standing on the shoulders of giants.' - Issac Newton, Although it is normally considered a very profound statement, it turns out it was probably an insulting reference to the lack of height attributed to one of Newton's rivals. So remember that people now renowned and sanctified as geniuses were just normal people like us, 'I you prick us do we not bleed', they had feelings: Revenge, jealousy, cynicism, etc,, like the rest of us.

Morality Decimate morality ‘Till it’s free of thought And bear a scar that none can see But is more clear than not. If no virtue is no crime And no love when lust is fine Then vice is right And norm is wrong And that has been all along Where have we come, In this world? But down the hill We’re promptly hurled.

doodoo is everywere you step and you always smell butt crack

I think I have lingered, in a dream world for what feels like... eternity. Inside, I feel so empty. So hollow. And for far to long now. It's time to change. So this is my goodbye. Goodbye... forever.

i feel like iam diagonally parked in a parrallel universe

We all hide behind what we feel others will accept instead of just being ourselves. We fear what others will think about us or what they will say but when you just look at the big picture it all seems so silly. We all live, we all breathe, we all sleep, we all eat, we are all the same. so many of us live wordly lives and one who is "saved" by god can clearly see this. i was saved and now everything in this world isnt really that important to me anymore. i feel that those who are saved, it is their duty to try to direct others to god and to be as much like jesus christ, our all loving all caring lord and savior. my grandma for me was that person i could always look back on say, wow she loved me unconditionaly no matter what or in any situation and in my eyes she was acting like Jesus. i later found out she had been saved also. we must spread this love to each other, even our enemies. we are told to love god with all our heart and to love the neighbor as thyself, this includes your enemies. can you imagine if everyone in the world acted like jesus..... something to think about love each other and go to god and ask Jesus into your life, what have you got to loose! Nathan

Broccoli looks like trees, but trees don't look like broccoli! I love mushrooms.

if you wait, chances are you will lose what you really wanted, if you dont wake up and see what you have, it will be gone, if you dont take the chance, the chance will go to someone else, so take the chance, see whats in front of you, open your eyes to the truth before the truth is no longer, before it is someone elses. --By Shaun P. Donahue