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Already know you that which you need... Yoda

Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view.
OB1-Wan Kenobi

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.... Yoda

"Don't you call me a mindless philosopher you overweight glob of grease!"
C3PO--Star Wars: A New Hope

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"
Yoda--The Empire Strikes Back

"Ohhh! Great warrior! [laughs and shakes his head]
Wars not make one great!"
Yoda--The Empire Strikes Back

"You must unlearn what you have learned." "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will..."

"You will know (the good from the bad) when you are calm, at peace. Passive." A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

"A Jedi's strength flows from the Force."

"Beware of the dark side. Anger...fear...aggression. The dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight."

"A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind."

"Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things."

"Always in motion is the future."

And well you should not. For my ally in the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. It's energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we...(Yoda pinches Luke's shoulder)...not this crude matter. (a sweeping gesture) You must feel the Force around you. (gesturing) Here, between you...me...the tree...the rock...everywhere! Yes, even between this land and that ship!

Concentrate...feel the Force flow. Yes. Good. Calm, yes. Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future...the past. Old friends long gone.

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