looking thru my eyes is like being forced to look thru the eyes of a blind man.... with my talents being so obviously denied, i must find my vengence in some other way. Probability being literature... i WILL write THE novel of the 21st century and all who hear about it WILL be mine......... You have been warned, the next time you hear from me will probably be when i assign your seats in the house of Ringo (FTH1) as i casually read your mind, de-ciphering all the parts i deem fit whilst trying to put the rest together to be read at... your funeral.................................................................................................................... YOUR.......................FUNERAL.................. Think about it, could this really be happening??!!?? who am i??

I just want to know if you read these things. I will not be rude, or mean in any way while I am writing this. If I offend you, I apologize. I use your random facts on my website every day. Please take a look: http://www.freewebs.com/silver_snowflake/. You can write me back in the guestbook on my site. Anyways, even though I do not know you personally, I care about you, and I think you are a great person who has a wonderful website that is funny and caring. I want to let you know that God loves you. There is a God out there and he is knocking on the door to your heart asking to come in and live in your life. You can choose to accept him if you would like to. If you accept the Lord into your heart, he will give you eternal life. He will love you forever and ever and when you die, he will have a place in Heaven waiting for you. God's son, Jesus, died on a cross a long time ago to forgive all of the bad things you have and will do. His gift of forgiveness is free, you don't have to do anything but take it from him. If you would like to take his gift of forgiveness, please pray the prayer below aloud or to yourself. Dear Lord, thank you for dying on the cross to save my life. Please come into my heart. I know I've done wrong things sometime in my life. I know you have forgiven my sins. Please continue to love me and have patience with me. Amen. If you prayed that prayer right there, you are now in God's book of eternal life. If you didn't, please think about doing so in the future. If you wanna talk to me, sign my guestbook and we can talk there.

ok i think that brian is cool and that these jokes are stupid. DUH!! AND I LOVE SOME1 THAT IS SCARED TO ASK ME OUT BECAUSE I TOLD HIM IF HE WOULD GO TO HOMECOMING BUT HE DOESNT KNOW

women choose who they love the most, men choose who love them the most

God is Love, Love is Real, Therefore God is Real

you can do anything you want, but most of the time you'll get arrested.

in foreign countries they do gential mutilation to women, in which they cut off the clitoris. that makes me glad to live in america, because here the men don't know where the clitoris is.

do hurricanes ever have names that start with Z?

Everyone hears what you say, friends listen to what you say.. Best friends listen to what you don't say!!

Real happiness is to see pretty smile on a baby face, or in geriatric eyes while praying to you with all rare wishes...