If the Universe expands at a rate of one million metres a second, where is it expanding into? and from where is everything expanding away from? some central point? surre...Dumb scientists don't know what they're tlking about!! The universe is a lie!!! there is nothing! we are MEAT!!~!

Today is buy nothing day. This could be the end of the universe as we know it. IF we don't buy anything, the economy will go under and humans will go extinct because it's impossible to live without money. Then there will be no life in the univers3e, which will leave no point for anything, because really, there is no pount to life, to the universe to anything. So everything will be a uselesss boring void but no one will care because no one will be alive to think of the boringness. Makes weirdly logical sense, eh?

What is it like looking through my eyes... well im not blind... but i see through my own eyes little often, most the time i am only seeing what people want me to see, or tell me to see, not what i see for myself. Also, if you close your eyes, and a dog ran past you without touching you, would you notice anything or anyone moved? No you would not. So do we see, or do our eyes make us see? Rob Coombs

"Response to a Photograph" Maralyn Monroe By Millicent Sherratt Captured in black and white, stands a blonde, blue-eyed Goddess. Her milky dress takes flight like a weightless jellyfish dancing in the ocean currents. The provocative and consummate sex symbol gracefully puts her left hand upon the black of her neck, and the other and on her knee to project a sense of innocence with in her pose. She stands like an apparition, an angel appearing on a dark wet street as if by miracle. Thick greasy red lips that form into a large full-mouthed smile lusciously curve around her straight, frost-white teeth. Her eyebrows arched high above her lids as if her pupils were focusing on something microscopic. Her face youtful, but eyes lazy, and half opened as her thick black painted lashes curl dramatically towards her eyebrows. Flawless. Paparazzi snap away at the Hollywood star as her flush young skin glows. She dwells in stardom, loving the fascination with every photographer’s eye. Large, round, white earrings hang from her ears below her silk blond curls. Her beauty mark takes a small space above her lip while her button nose fits perfectly between both rosy cheeks. Her Electric, Coolade, flesh glistens in the flash of a zillion cameras, and her eyes glisten lasciviously. “Maralyn”. A thousand eyes look at her voluptuous form, and their hypnotized, as her tiny waste expands into large womanly hips and then shaping into curvy feminine legs. Her body portrayed certain elegance, innocence, sexuality, sensuality she’s undeniably the most desirable icon in the male western world. That’s why I love Maralyn.

If what we breath has both hidrogen and oxygen, if we took in A LOT of air, could we survive with out drinking water? Why do we have a gull bladder? In the tropicana commercials why isn't any of the orange juice refrigerated?

If you wanted to know what it means to be "enlightened"...don't look, don't ask,...just DON"T!! If you ask me what the most important thing in the world is...I would stick your head in a plastic bag for some time and just before you were about to pass out I would release you. And, then ask YOU what the same question.

you've got three big things to look forword to in live (get meried then devorced),paying taxes and dieing. but thats not all "if your gonna be stupid you better be tuff".

why would they say ' YES, we have NO bananas ' they get yu all excited and then bring yu right back down again . its like saying, YES we have LOTS of NO bananas. it just doesnt make sense.

Why would lawyers and doctors get paid more than the person teaching them how to do their work? If a person is teaching someone how to be a licenced doctor or lawyer,why wouldn't they just get the job and get more money themselves?

Weetabix - if there's not enough milk on them they're too crunchy, if there's too much it's just mush. Get it right! Sheep - Woolly. You can take the wool to make jumpers, but the sheep will be cold. Aliens - They're out there, somewhere... Computers - Useful. Very, very useful. But for what??... Me - Mad as a hatter. Totally barmy. But full of wisdom about life's little surprises... such as nail clippers. Never try to cut anything other than nails with them. Especially your tongue...