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Riddleman
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 Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:46 pm Post subject: Triplets |
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Ok, a woman has triplets, 2 girls and 1 boy. While she is pregnant she is shot three times, each bullet hitting 1 of the triplets. Some how they managed to live*.
When they are 22, the first girl comes to the mom and says: "Mom, i pissed a bullet." The mom tells her the story. The second girl comes and says: "Mom i pissed a bullet." The mom tells her the story. The boy comes and the mom says: "Let me guess, you pissed a bullet?" The boy says:"No, i was jacking off and i shot the dog!"
*Don't ask about the logic of the triplets and the mother living...i already did and i got no answer so don't ask me.
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Unclever title
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Amazing! That boy has gunpowder in his testicles! Man that must be painful!
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SpikeJr
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Brilliant i loved it
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Riddleman
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:49 am Post subject: |
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| i agree with both of you
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YaHo()
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| Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:58 am Post subject: |
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Didnt c that coming lol hehe 
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