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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey





For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?

deep thoughts by jack handey

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

deep thoughts by jack handey

deep thoughts by jack handey


Your friends and family love the gift of laughter, give it to them with a quick visit to the official Jack Handey website!


Jack Handey is a brilliant comic and a lovely person who has amassed a legion of fans with his unique brand of comedy. Handey won two Emmy Awards and a Writers Guild of America Award for his writing on "SNL" and other comedy shows.



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