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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey





If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.

deep thoughts by jack handey

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.

deep thoughts by jack handey

deep thoughts by jack handey


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Jack Handey is a brilliant comic and a lovely person who has amassed a legion of fans with his unique brand of comedy. Handey won two Emmy Awards and a Writers Guild of America Award for his writing on "SNL" and other comedy shows.



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