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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."

deep thoughts by jack handey

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

deep thoughts by jack handey

deep thoughts by jack handey



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