Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.

deep thoughts by jack handey

To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

deep thoughts by jack handey

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