Stupid Laws 100% True.

Factman · New Member Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 5

Stupid laws:

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You may not play percussion instruments on the beach in Santa Monica California.
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In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.
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In Oxford, Ohio, it is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.
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According to a law in China, you must be intelligent to go to college.
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In Topeka, Kansas, servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups.
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In the fine state of Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing.
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In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance. (Someone needed to be kissed!)

SlightlyStupid · Guest

I think those are kindda cool. You can make more if you want.

PhscoDog101 · New Member Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Posts: 1

Yea Right!

Guest · Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:38 am Post subject:

yeah and in la crosse wisconsin, its illegal to "hurry a squirrell"

renee146blah · Guest

in australia...
-it's illegal to have sex with a kangaroo unless you're drunk
-it's illegal to piss in public unless you are holding onto the driving wheel of your car, and you piss is directed at the wheel of the car next to the curb (the side where the driving wheel ISN'T)

muhahaha · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:32 pm Post subject: Hilarious London Law

Every shool boy in London knows the law that was never changed stating that it is perfectly legal and ok to piss in public after declaring, "I'm in pain! I'm in pain! I'm in pain!" Remember, you MUST say it three times to be constituted as legal exposure.

Factman · New Member Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 5

Lokito · Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject: Re: Hilarious London Law

GaretJax777 · Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:43 am Post subject:

I live in Riverside C.A. and there is no health ordinance about... so... thats a bunch of bull...

Unclever title · Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:55 pm Post subject:

Well most of these laws are no longer enforced and the only reasons they still exist is that

1. Nobody really cares
2. It would probably be more work to repeal them than to just not enforce them.

and check this one out,

In Pennsylvania it is law that if you, while driving an automobile, come acrass a horsedrawn buggy in a road, you must turn off the vehicle and take off of the road and cover it with brush so as not to scare the horse, if this does not work then you MUST dismantle your vehicle piece by piece and let the buggy go past.

Check it out, it's true, prove me wrong by looking a goverment document of Pennsylvania state laws, and I will compliment you on your good hygiene.

I think I found this one on stupidlaws.com or somethiung similar

red2411 · New Member Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 4

Riddleman · Site Admin Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 594

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