Riddles and facts and quotes oh my   [ Axioms | Random facts | Random thoughts | Bumper stickers| Albert einstein quotes | Stupid quotes ] [ Difficult riddles | Words of wisdom | Deep thoughts| Art gallery ] Bulletin board | Riddles forum | Facts forum | Quotes forum | Jokes forum  FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in    Register  Contractions          Some Guy.com Forum Index -> Jokes View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Dragonizer Guy Who Comes A Lot Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 119 Location: In the Milky Way Galaxy. Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:35 pm    Post subject: Contractions This is one of those so-bad-it's-kind-of-funny jokes. A woman is in the hospital and about to have a baby. Suddenly she begins shouting, "Won't! Can't! Shouldn't! Didn't! Hasn't! Wouldn't!" A nurse and doctor rush to her bedside. "Doctor, what is it?" the alarmed nurse asks. "Contractions," says the doctor. Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Some Guy.com Forum Index -> Jokes All times are GMT Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum The Forums----------------Site NewsQuestions and CommentsIf You Find Spam... Spectacular----------------Truly Spectacular Video LinksSome Guy's Recommended Video LinksSpectacular Games Quotes----------------Quotes forumWords Of Wisdom Facts----------------Funny FactsAmazing Facts Riddles----------------Easy RiddlesDifficult Riddles Jokes----------------DirtyJokes Up For Debate----------------Conspiracy TheoriesImportant / Volatile Topics  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum [ Different sources of electricity | Renewable energy | Mystery Shoppers | Strange Facts | Organic Food | Loren Hall | Portland search engine optimization ] Powered by phpBB