Married for 50 years

SpecialForYou · New Member Joined: 22 Oct 2006 Posts: 1 Location: Laos

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"Yep," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we get naked?"

Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"

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Riddleman · Site Admin Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 594

HA HA

Dragonizer · Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:20 am Post subject:

Ahaha, great!

Sourlemonz · New Member Joined: 19 Sep 2007 Posts: 3

hahaha..wow Very Happy