Female and male poems

Parlamentos · New Member Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 1 Location: Sweden

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome and strong
A man who will listen carefully and long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who will call and won't wait for weeks.
I want a man who is gainfully employed
And when I spend his money, won't be annoyed.
A man who holds my arm as he opens the door
And massages my neck as he asks to do more.
I guess what I want is a man who loves to the end
A man who will always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store, a bowling alley, a big fishing boat, and a golf course.
I know that doesn't rhyme, but I don't give a shit.

Riddleman · Site Admin Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 595

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lifeiscruel2011 · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:48 am Post subject:

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