Blind Date..

DasWases · New Member Joined: 10 Oct 2006 Posts: 1 Location: Sweden

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. "What would you like to do next?" he asked.
"I wanna get weighed," she said.
So the young man took her over to the weight guesser. "One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right.
Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.
"I wanna get weighed," she said.
"I really latched onto a square one tonight," thought the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.
The girl's room mate was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What's wrong, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"
She replied, "Oh, Wisa... it was wousy!"

Riddleman · Site Admin Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 598

HA HA

capture · Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:43 am Post subject: Re: Blind Date..

[quote="DasWases"]The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. "What would you like to do next?" he asked.
"I wanna get weighed," she said.
So the young man took her over to the weight guesser. "One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right.
Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.
"I wanna get weighed," she said.
"I really latched onto a square one tonight," thought the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.
The girl's room mate was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What's wrong, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"
She replied, "Oh, Wisa... it was wousy!"

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HAHAHA Laughing

CLAP CLAP CLAP

Dragonizer · Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:07 pm Post subject:

Took me a second to get it (I can be slow when it comes to jokes XD), but that was hilarious!

capture · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:10 am Post subject:

[quote="Dragonizer"]Took me a second to get it (I can be slow when it comes to jokes XD), but that was hilarious![/quote]

hi there..i was thinking im only one who badly got it that long..hehe Very Happy

post some more jokes please...

sweet_pie · New Member Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Posts: 2

Hahaha! funny jokes. I have one:

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a
90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's
house later that night, she seemed upset.
"What happened, Mom?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"Did he become angry?" the concerned daughter asked.
"No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"

i know everything · Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:41 am Post subject:

lol

fseoer2010 · New Member Joined: 27 Aug 2010 Posts: 1 Location: USA

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."