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 Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:29 am Post subject: Martian Sex Joke |
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Two couples were in a bar, one a human couple, the other a martian couple. The human girl suggests that they switch sex partners for a night and they all agree.
When the human girl and martian man get into bed, the human girl complains that "it" is too short. He says don't worry i can make it larger. He starts smacking his forehead with his palm and it grew larger. Then the human girl complains that it is too thin. He says thats alright i can make it thicker. He starts pulling his ears and it gets thicker. Then they get it on and have a good time.
When the two couples meet back up in the bar, they talk about their experiences. The human girl tells the human man that she had a wonderful time. Then she asks how well a time he had. He says, "It was horrible, she kept smacking my forehead and pulling my ears!
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lol. . .' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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Dragonizer
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| Haha, great. XD
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