Confucious

Chaotic_insanity · New Member Joined: 10 Jun 2006 Posts: 1

to meet girl in park is good, to park meat in girl is better

Catherine2358 · New Member Joined: 24 Jul 2010 Posts: 14

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement!

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.