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Message |
Topic: What is never eaten??? |
ghostmafia
Replies: 6
Views: 2667
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Forum: Easy Riddles Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:46 pm Subject: What is never eaten??? |
| Construction paper. Only parents and small children deal with that. |
Topic: this is a simple on |
ghostmafia
Replies: 7
Views: 3447
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Forum: Easy Riddles Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:44 pm Subject: this is a simple on |
| Due to the rapid displacement of the water, the rock will make a moderately loud splashing sound and splash you. Then it sinks. |
Topic: The man with the cane (duplicate) |
ghostmafia
Replies: 26
Views: 9250
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Forum: Easy Riddles Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:37 pm Subject: The man with the cane (duplicate) |
| Lane, Drew, Andrew, Man, I, He, Cane, Me. Take your pick. |
Topic: doctor, doctor |
ghostmafia
Replies: 6
Views: 4026
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Forum: Easy Riddles Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:23 pm Subject: doctor, doctor |
| The father was in the Russian Mafia and only pretended to be dead after years of intense training for such a scenario in Russian military camps during the cold war. He snuck under the ambulence and sa ... |
Topic: Green with wheels? |
ghostmafia
Replies: 6
Views: 1980
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Forum: Easy Riddles Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:11 pm Subject: Green with wheels? |
| What about an Army jeep? (Always has a spare tire.) |
Topic: What word is it??? |
ghostmafia
Replies: 8
Views: 3140
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Forum: Easy Riddles Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:59 pm Subject: What word is it??? |
| I don't know...I've yet to see a Floridian news anchor who can pronounce "Moscow." |
Topic: how many seconds? |
ghostmafia
Replies: 10
Views: 2868
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Forum: Easy Riddles Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:54 pm Subject: how many seconds? |
| There are 24. The 2nd of every month...and the 22nd of every month. |
Topic: Riddle |
ghostmafia
Replies: 10
Views: 4213
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Forum: Easy Riddles Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:44 pm Subject: Riddle |
| Well, if you have some sick accent, "rung" would work. If you pronounce it "right," that's hella wrong, and if you pronounce it "wrong," it's just because of your accent ... |
Topic: :) its me again |
ghostmafia
Replies: 18
Views: 5136
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Forum: Easy Riddles Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:39 pm Subject: :) its me again |
| Old women. They get old and their skin gets dry and wrinkly and no guy will sleep with them, so they just watch porn all day in their little white afros and stay turned on all the time. Least that's m ... |
Topic: Concrete box |
ghostmafia
Replies: 11
Views: 3046
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Forum: Easy Riddles Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:36 pm Subject: Concrete box |
| I couldn't imagine myself in a concrete box, so I put my little cousin in one to see if it made more sense. Now the cops keep calling my house. |
Topic: REALLY EASY! |
ghostmafia
Replies: 29
Views: 4839
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Forum: Easy Riddles Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:29 pm Subject: REALLY EASY! |
| You're all wrong. Counting to one hundred or one thousand will get you to the word "a." You can't count to the letter. |
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