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 Topic: A midget fortune teller |
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| elianna Replies: 0 Views: 1119 |
 Forum: Jokes Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:43 am Subject: A midget fortune teller |
| Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. They had Queeny arr ... | |
| Topic: Visiting the lawyer |
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| elianna Replies: 0 Views: 1128 |
Forum: Jokes Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:07 pm Subject: Visiting the lawyer |
| A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park.
While they were hiking they were attacked by 2 bears, one male and one femal ... |
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| Topic: Horse Riding |
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| elianna Replies: 0 Views: 1107 |
Forum: Jokes Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:32 pm Subject: Horse Riding |
| Horse Riding
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The ... |
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| Topic: Dealing With Snoring |
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| elianna Replies: 0 Views: 1435 |
Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:41 pm Subject: Dealing With Snoring |
| Dealing With Snoring
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. ''You've got to have a room somewhere,'' he pleaded. ''Or just a bed, I don't care where.'' ''Well, ... |
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| Topic: Brown Balls |
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| elianna Replies: 0 Views: 1233 |
Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:55 pm Subject: Brown Balls |
| Brown Balls
The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc, "drop 'em and let's have a look." Having been confronted with the evidence ... |
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| Topic: Answering Machine Messages - 29 (Psychiatric) |
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| elianna Replies: 0 Views: 1588 |
Forum: Jokes Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:30 pm Subject: Answering Machine Messages - 29 (Psychiatric) |
| Answering Machine Messages - 29 (Psychiatric)
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. ... |
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