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Topic: Confucious |
Catherine2358
Replies: 1
Views: 2361
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Forum: Quotes forum Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:09 am Subject: Confucius Say |
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Topic: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed |
Catherine2358
Replies: 2
Views: 576
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:59 am Subject: Murphy's Other Fifteen Laws |
Murphy's Other Fifteen Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing wel ... |
Topic: Weird Facts |
Catherine2358
Replies: 3
Views: 958
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Forum: Funny Facts Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:58 am Subject: * VERY **INTERESTING** STUFF * |
* VERY **INTERESTING** STUFF *
***In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.. Hence we have "the rule of thumb ... |
Topic: Weird Facts |
Catherine2358
Replies: 3
Views: 958
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Forum: Funny Facts Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:57 am Subject: Daffinitions |
Daffinitions
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
HAIRDRESSERS A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with peop ... |
Topic: Weird Facts |
Catherine2358
Replies: 3
Views: 958
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Forum: Funny Facts Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:56 am Subject: More Weird Facts |
1.Butterflies taste with their feet.
2.A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
3.In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
4.On ... |
Topic: Weird Facts |
Catherine2358
Replies: 3
Views: 958
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Forum: Funny Facts Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:55 am Subject: Weird Facts |
Weird Facts
'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand
And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No w ... |
Topic: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed |
Catherine2358
Replies: 2
Views: 576
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:53 am Subject: Well known proverbs |
Well known proverbs
A 1st grade school teacher presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. While reading, ... |
Topic: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed |
Catherine2358
Replies: 2
Views: 576
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:51 am Subject: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed |
Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear ?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be H ... |
Topic: -Phobias by Problem- |
Catherine2358
Replies: 2
Views: 1984
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Forum: Funny Facts Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:49 am Subject: Common Phobias! And some not too common!!! |
Common Phobias!
And some not too common!!!
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13, number- Triskadekaphobia.
666, number- Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
8, number- Octophobia.
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Abuse: sexual- Contreltophobia.
A ... |
Topic: -Phobias by Problem- |
Catherine2358
Replies: 2
Views: 1984
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Forum: Funny Facts Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:37 am Subject: -Phobias by Problem- |
-Phobias by Problem-
Beards-Pogonophobia
Blood- Haematophobia
Cancer- Cancerophobia
Childbirth- Tocophobia
Cholera- Choleraphobia
Death, corpses- Necrophobia
Deformity- Dysmorphophobia
Disea ... |
Topic: Tomorrow |
Catherine2358
Replies: 0
Views: 723
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Forum: Words Of Wisdom Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:33 am Subject: Tomorrow |
Tomorrow
If I knew this would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord your soul to keep.
If I knew this would be the last time I'd see you ... |
Topic: The Man In The Glass |
Catherine2358
Replies: 0
Views: 633
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Forum: Words Of Wisdom Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:32 am Subject: The Man In The Glass |
The Man In The Glass
Anonymous
When you get what you want in your struggle for self
And the world makes you king for a day,
Just go to the mirror and look at yourself
And see what that man has ... |
Topic: Questions to Ponder |
Catherine2358
Replies: 0
Views: 788
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Forum: Quotes forum Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:31 am Subject: Questions to Ponder |
Questions to Ponder
Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
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Topic: Food For Thought |
Catherine2358
Replies: 0
Views: 692
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Forum: Quotes forum Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:27 am Subject: Food For Thought |
Food For Thought
Let's put the seniors in jail, and the
criminals in a nursing home.
This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies,
and walks, they'd receive unlimited free pres ... |
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