Murphy's Laws

makhno · New Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 21

Murphy's Laws

1. Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
2. The sum of the intelligence of the planet is constant; the population is growing.
3. An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
4. There isn't any such thing as a free lunch.
5. Any system which relies on human reliability is unreliable.
6. Work expands to fill the time for its completion; the things to be done swell in perceived importance and complexity in a direct ratio with the time to be spent in their completion.
7. When all else fails, read the instructions.
8. The person you're most attracted to never shows up until the day before the vacation ends.
9. The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
10. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

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