Vin Diesel

Oped · New Member Joined: 22 Apr 2007 Posts: 15

Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North - they point in the direction of Vin Diesel. He just likes to sit on a lawn chair and shout, "Jackets are for pussies!" at the Acrtic researchers.

Peanuts are allergic to Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made the rounds at a local childrens hospital.

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase 'I could eat a horse' after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

Vin Diesel is on first name basis with Mr-T

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

When Vin Diesel does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Vin Diesel has two speeds; walk and kill.

Vin Diesel makes onions cry.

Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his p*nis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while f*cking another.

Vin Diesel is the only man who can beat a brick wall at a game of tennis.

Vin Diesel can win a game of monopoly without owning any property

Vin Diesel is the entire cast of The O.C.

becca4thecubs · New Member Joined: 29 May 2007 Posts: 4

ummm... im a fan of Vin DIesal . . and that wasENT funny . .. or facts ... sorry to say .. No offense . Idea

Oped · New Member Joined: 22 Apr 2007 Posts: 15

Do you not have a sense of humor... they are all hilarious. Everyone who's read them has all pissed them selves... And it isn't an attack on Vin Diesel, just like the Chuck Norris ones

Vertabladehot2m · Guy Who Comes A Lot Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 179

Actually, the Chuck Norris facts all give him props. All of them are in favor of him. These, on the other hand, are more of insults to Vin Diesel.. But that's probably because no one hates Chuck Norris...those people are already dead.

Oped · New Member Joined: 22 Apr 2007 Posts: 15

[quote="Vertabladehot2m"]Actually, the Chuck Norris facts all give him props. All of them are in favor of him. These, on the other hand, are more of insults to Vin Diesel.. But that's probably because no one hates Chuck Norris...those people are already dead.[/quote]

Hahaha nice... very smooth with the chuck joke at the end, i like that... But these are also prop ups for Vin

Vertabladehot2m · Guy Who Comes A Lot Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 179

Oh haha. I didn't even read the jokes, I just supposed that you were dissing him since Becca posted that sort of complaint. But wutever, my bad.