Stupid Crimanals

Factman · New Member Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 5

Put storys of stupid criminals here:

A man came to rob a bank and was wearing a ski mask. He couldn't see and ran in to a wall, was knocked out and didn't awaken till after the polie came.

Unclever title · Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:31 am Post subject:

A criminal had a reward of $10,000 dollars for his capture, thinking that the money was worth it, the criminal turned himself in assuming he would get the money.

Riddleman · Site Admin Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 598

a criminal once went shopping at the super market with a stoler credit card. The card was the casheir's and he called the police and he was caught.

Riddleman · Site Admin Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 598

a crimanal decided to break in to a house through the window, so he dropped in on the roof, and had a flash light in his mouth. The roof fell in and he died because the flashlight went through hit mouth...that would suck!

Vertabladehot2m · Guy Who Loves This Site Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 212

A criminal walked into a bank with the hardest security to get through and stole 50 million dollars. He was driving away in his getaway vehicle and all of a sudden ran out of gas. when the police were interrigating him the officer asked,"How could you be so prepared for our security but get caught from something so simple like that??" The man replied,"i needed the money for gas.."

Unclever title · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:07 pm Post subject:

I saw this once on stupid behavior caught on tape,

A criminal was evading the police in a red pick up truck, I think it was stolen, but I'm not sure. All of a sudden he ran out of gas, so what does he do? That's right, he gets out and starts pushing the truck forward by it's front door.

Rather than immediately arrest him, which they could have done easily, the police waited until the man got too tired and sat in his truck to rest. Once he saw that the police had gotten out to arrest him he got back up and started pushing again in a last ditch effort before he was arrested.

I don't know, being THAT stupid? I'm not sure it's possible for a single person on their own... he must have had help to be that dumb! Smile