random quote

LaoTzu · New Member Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 1

something i said while discussing a school shootout a while back at lunch.

"why can't they just sit in their rooms and masturbate like normal people"

Nemmy · Guest

im glad i wasnt sat near you at that time . . .
why? are you a normal person? *kidding, kidding* Very Happy

idrinkpopnotsoda · Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 9:35 am Post subject: My Quote

I came up with this quote one time for my ex bf's profile, bc he was a pot head. The quote is: "The process of smoking pot is like the process of having sex, you've got to get your fingers sticky before you can hit it..." lol Surprised

Guest · Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:01 pm Post subject: Re: random quote

Annie: My cat died

Betsy: Oh I'm sorry. When did it happen?

Annie:Tomorrow

gayatri85 · New Member Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Posts: 1 Location: chennai

hey guys!!

this forum thingy sounds kool.. awesome axioms and quotes!! Very Happy

i was just reading this thing and i am sure most of you must have read it , i just thought ill share to the "not read this one" group! Wink

"George constanza's Very Happy

- words of wisdom -

" The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. i mean life is tuff it takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it ? a death Question

? whats that a bonus ? i think life cycle must be backwards. You should die first and then get out of the way. then you go live in an old age home. you get kicked out for being too healthy , go collect your pension and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. you work for forty years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement. you drink alcohol, you party Cool

and you get ready for high school. you go to primary school. you become a kid. you play. you have no responsibilities. you become a little baby, you go back , you spend last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating , spa, room service on tap , then you finish off as an orgasm!! Razz

shally · Guest

this is a nice one that i live by

i love you is eight letters of bullshit

Guest · Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:37 pm Post subject:

"If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me."

And now that I'm posting a reply, I might as well do a little of website-promotion Smile

: more funny quotes can be found at

Lendel · Guest

Oscar Wilde's last words:

"either the wallpaper goes, or I do"

Lendel · Guest

a quote i found.

honey, believe me if I could defy the laws of physics, i would stop fucking you