When Life Gives You Lemons...

Riddleman · Site Admin Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 595

Heres some "when life gives you lemons" qoutes

"When life gives you lemons, make beefstew!"

"When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut!"

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!"

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at people!"

"When life gives you lemons, you go to the nearest gas station and buy a burito!" (This last one from my friedn Nick)

valmatazz · New Member Joined: 06 Jun 2006 Posts: 22

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let everyone wonder how.

Unclever title · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:57 pm Post subject:

When life gives you lemons... well... um.... life gives you lemons... And there isn't much of anything you can do with them if life didn't give anything else. "Oh thanks for the lemons! but, um can I have some arms now? Or maybe a juicebox with a straw, and a mouth to drink it with? My point is........................ well lost... in the words

GaretJax777 · Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:50 am Post subject:

heres one that i say to people when life gets them down.

when life gives you lemons....suck them

randomname2356890147 · New Member Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 1

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze The Juice Into A Squirt Gun And Nail People In The Eye...

Dragonizer · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:36 pm Post subject:

When life gives you lemons, throw it back and say, "I said I wanted a mango!" <--That from a friend.

(Yay for months-late replies. XP)

lifeiscruel2011 · Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:39 pm Post subject:

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.